Soft Sculptures For the Hard Hearted

The So-So Socialite

Croshame is proud to present its latest creation…

Cairo Sheraton!

Cairo is a billionaire superstar heiress with the world wrapped around her little finger. When she’s not shopping at haute couture boutiques or partying at exclusive nightclubs, Cairo can be found posing for eager paparazzi with her canine accessory Twinkerball in tow. She enjoys long walks down Rodeo Drive, night-vision cameras, wearing skirts without panties, windy days, and pouting for extended periods of time.

Cairo comes complete with her little dog companion, Twinkerball, and a purse-full of cash for extraneous spending!

She also comes with some jewelry accessories: a “gold” necklace, “diamond” earrings and a “crystal” covered barrette! (Little does she know they’re just Bedazzler® gems! Tee hee)

Her arms have wire inside, making them posable!

And of course, Cairo’s skirt lifts up to reveal one of her best features!

(Click the picture above for the UNCENSORED version)

She’s now available in the Etsy shop HERE!

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4 responses

  1. So funny! Hmmm, I wonder who this reminds me4 of?? Thanks for making me laugh this morning!! She’s brilliant!

    May 18, 2011 at 6:52 am

  2. Love the upskirt photo!

    June 10, 2011 at 10:48 am

  3. Hhahahahaha!
    You’re great!

    August 16, 2011 at 1:43 pm

    • Thanks so much! Your site looks great too.

      August 16, 2011 at 2:20 pm

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