Movie Still Monday: Billboard Dad

This week’s entry in the Movie Still Monday category “Famous Afghans” is the 1998 Dualstar straight-to-video feature, Billboard Dad, starring Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen.

If you’re ever wondering, does Shove actually WATCH these movies? The answer is YES.

All by myself, too.

Mary-Kate and Ashley like to watch movies too! But this one looks confusing and they have pressing questions…

Such as: “Dad, how was this afghan constructed? In strips? Back and forth? What the hell kind of  yarn is this? Why did the set dresser feel this monstrosity was necessary to complete the scene? WHY, DAD, WHY?!!”