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Etsy Update 1.7.12

The Etsy shop has been updated with two of my most popular (and previously unreleased!) Croshame pieces.

Krampus Time is Here Again! Available HERE.

And the Exorcist Playset! Available HERE.

Both sets currently listed are ready to ship, but if these sell I will be posting made-to-order listings. (Completion of each set takes about a week.)


Wishing you a Very Logical New Year

Well folks, 2012 is now upon us!

I don’t know about you, but when I was a kid in the 1980s the 21st century sounded like some still-distant science fiction dream world our planet might never get to. I thought for sure we’d all be flying around in Jetsons cars by now, sending our holographic images into our friends’ living rooms and pushing on our retinas to watch embedded television. Well, the future is now, and I can’t say we’re too far off from all that, but the technological realities our modern age has come up with are pretty impressive and mind-boggling.

Or at least they would be… if Star Trek hadn’t come up with them first.

While we might not be traversing far-off galaxies, transporting ourselves onto to Klingon spaceships, or shuffling off to the holodeck for exasperating Sherlock Holmes RPGs, many of the objects people use today — cell phones, video conferencing, GPS devices, stun guns — were predicted by Star Trek many decades ago.

Well, Christmas has come and gone and you’ve already gotten all the fancy stun guns and tricorders and communicators your heart could desire, so why not try out some of that fabulous Star Trek fashion sense with my pattern for crocheted Spock Ears?

These little cuties will show off your nerdly Trekkie  fanboy/girl status while also keeping your ears toasty warm! It’s a really quick little project that works up in under a half hour.

SPOCK EARS

©2011 Shove Mink

The pattern is worked continuously in the round until row 11 (after which you will work back and forth). While an F hook was used for my particular ear size, you may have to go up or down a hook size to get a proper fit for yourself.

MATERIALS:

“F” hook

Worsted weight yarn in “flesh” color (Spock beige, Sarek tan, or Tuvok brown)

Scissors

Tapestry needle

ABBREVIATIONS:

ch – chain

sc – single crochet

sk – skip

st(s) – stitch(es)

inc  – increase

PATTERN: (make 2 ears)

Sc 6 in magic ring or double loop.

Round 1-2:  sc 6

Round 3:  [sc 1, inc] 3 times  (9)

Round 4-5:  sc 9

Round 6:  [sc 2, inc] 3 times  (12)

Round 7-8:  sc 12

Round 9: [sc 3, inc] 3 times  (15)

Round 10:  sc 15

Row 11:  sc 8

Row 12-14:  ch 1, turn, sc 8 across

Row 15:  sk 1st st, sc in next 7 sts  (7)

Row 16:  sk 1st st, sc in next 6 sts  (6)

Row 17:  sk 1st st, sc in next 5  sts  (5)

Row 18. sk 1st st, sc in next st, sk next st, sc in next 2 sts  (3)

Row 19: sk 1st st, sc in next 2 sts  (2)

Row 20:  sk 1st st, sc in next st  (1)

Bind off and weave in tail.

Place “point” opening (after row 11) over the top of your ear and fold the bottom flap formed by the decreases on row 18 under your ear lobe.

If you want to get “authentic” (aka psychotic) with the look like I did, you can cut your hair into a sassy banged ‘do, shave the ends of your eyebrows off, fabric glue some gold rick-rack to the sleeves of a $5 Goodwill sweater, and ROCK OUT WITH YOUR SPOCK OUT!!

Hope everyone lives long and prospers in 2012!


Sloshy’s Christmas in July in December

Christmas makes me think of that timeless holiday phrase from the great thespian Jackie Vernon:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Oh, and…


Krampus Time is Here Again!

Yes, that’s right — Krampus. Never heard of him? Well, children, grab a cup of egg nog, wrap a blankie tight around your shoulders and settle down in front of the fire while I tell the you the truncated tale of Krampus.

Krampus, also known as Schmutzli, Black Peter and Knecht Ruprecht, is the demonic, evil counterpart of Santa Claus, punishing naughty children by whipping them with a switch, chaining them up and carrying them off in a basket strapped to his back. During the 19th century, European (particularly Austrian and German) holiday cards would feature illustrated images of the devilish creature with the words “Gruss vom Krampus” (“Greetings from Krampus”) written across the front.

Krampus card

(Vintage Krampus card images and info courtesy of www.krampus.com)

Since the 21st century is filled with some of the most nasty, spoiled, and utterly disobedient children in history, I figured what better way for me to celebrate 2011 Winter solstice than to revive this delightful demon with a loving crocheted tribute!

My Krampus figure comes with his trademark accessories — plus some screaming, crying children.

The handy basket provides extra brat-hauling capability.

These little unfortunates will soon figure out their tears will only make matters worse.

A forked tongue and sharp teeth are invaluable tools for a holiday feast.

 Winter demons need nipples, too!

But not to worry — everything will turn out OK in the end!


Etsy update 12.14.11

Grab your swords, man the longships and set sail for the Croshame Etsy store…

Viking Hats are now in stock!

Currently available in these colorways (click on the color description to get to the listing):

Apple Green and Reddish-Brown!

Light Pink and Hot Pink!

Royal Purple and Reddish-Purple!

Hats are graciously modeled by our good friend and roommate Guy the skeleton, but they’ll probably sit much more nicely on a real HUMAN head, complete with skin, muscle and all that other good stuff.

I’m also willing to do a custom 2-color combo to cater to your particular favorite shades! Just drop me a Etsy convo and I can set up a reserved listing for you right away. (Orders usually take 2-3 days to complete  but can take up to 2 weeks, depending on availability.)


Etsy Update 12.7.11

I come bearing GREAT TIDINGS OF JOY!!

The Croshame Etsy shop is pleased to announce its new inhabitant:

“TOILET POPER”

The Papal Toilet Paper Cozy!

Tired of all those heathen T.P. cozies stinkin’ up the joint?

YOU NEED THE TOILET POPER!

Toilet Poper even comes with his own fresh T.P. roll included!

Available here! Order yours today and get it in time for the Holidays.

For a full demonstration of the Poper’s amazing abilities, be sure to watch the video below!!


Give Thanks and Pass the Ammunition

There’s one disgruntled turkey who won’t be thanking anyone this year.

Have a good holiday, everyone!


Luvable and Hugable 2011

I’m excited to announce that I will be featured in the upcoming Luvable and Hugable annual group show at Gallery Hanahou, December 1st to January 6th in New York City!

I’ve created five pieces for the show; since they needed to be “Hug-able”, I made them jumbo sized (all at least 12″ tall), and since they needed to be “Luv-able”, I made them more family-friendly than my usual pieces.

First, there’s Gibby the Orphaned Monster:

Next up, a big old Wolfy Baby!

There’s quite a buzz about Rugbee the Pugbee:

And last but not least, two figures from my Crocheted Friends Forever (C.F.F.) series.

Tilly:

And her pal Bree:

(Each sold separately)

If you can’t make it over to the show in person, Gallery Hanahou has posted a pre-sale catalog for early buying! The link is here: Pre Sale Catalog  and the password is “welovehugging”.

If I remember correctly, there’s some big holiday coming up where people buy things as presents for others. Unless you’ve got some perverse fetish for being trampled by hordes of greedy Target shoppers, please consider purchasing your gifts at independent businesses and/or buying handmade!


Gee “WIZ”!

A couple of months ago I was approached by an Etsy shopper who asked me to make characters from the 1978 Sidney Lumet film The Wiz. Being a total movie nerd, I immediately said yes, proceeded to watch the film about three times, and set about making the figures.

I made Dororthy (played by Diana Ross) and her little dog Toto:

The Scarecrow (played by Michael Jackson):

The Tin Man (played by Nipsey Russell):

The Cowardly Lion (played by Ted Ross):

And the Wicked Witch Evilene (played by Mabel King):

If you’ve only ever seen the original Wizard of Oz, do yourself a favor and “ease on down” to your preferred viewing source (because video stores don’t exist anymore) and watch The Wiz!


Plush You pieces available for sale!

Hostess with the Mostest, Clown Box, and Imaginary Friend — my pieces for Schmancy’s Plush You 2011 show — are now available for purchase online!

You can find them all at the following link:

http://www.schmancytoys.com/category/tags/croshame


Now for something completely different

Throughout my entire life, art has been a constant necessity that keeps me (somewhat) sane, bringing me solace in a uncontrollably chaotic world. As some of you may know, I originally got my Bachelors degree in Painting and Drawing from the College of Arts and Crafts — and no, even though I went to a school with “Crafts” in the title, I didn’t minor in crocheting. Unfortunately, somewhere after graduation my love for painting took a swan dive; although I continued to draw and make art (occasionally forcing myself to paint), I never really showed my work to anyone, and for the next seven years I became focused on a new obsession: watching as many horrendous, wonderful, weird and obscure films as humanly possible. I  spent countless hours in front of my DVD player and VCR (yeah, that’s right… VCR: all the best worst movies are always on VHS and completely unavailable on DVD), writing movie reviews, articles and zines, as well as keeping intensely detailed journals.

Movie journal page, circa December 2006. ©Shove Mink

After having watched thousands and thousands of films and TV series, I taught myself needle crafts in late 2009-early 2010, and everything changed pretty drastically. Something about knitting and crocheting really connected me with the making of things like I had rarely experienced before. This, in turn, pointed me back toward my love for making fine art. I took my fervor for needle crafts and my new attitude towards creating and used them to breathe life back into my deflated passion for painting.

My latest ongoing series, Pink Period, takes a hard look at various aspects of historical and modern female life, questioning and comparing points of womanhood from the angles of past and present. I’m still working with the medium of crochet (and other fiber arts), but it’s now combined with my own surreal and symbolic language of imagery, bringing an exciting new component to the work and its processes. After taking much of this past year to build up this new series, I’m excited to announce the launch of my new fine art website, http://shovemink.com. There you can see other series and works I’ve been creating and get some background information on the pieces featured. I have a lot more ideas for future pieces, so keep an eye out for new work sometime soon.

(And don’t worry, Croshame isn’t going anywhere!)

Pieces from the Pink Period series:

Lambrequin, 2011. 29 x 29″. ©Shove Mink
Different Inside, 2011. 16.5 x 13″. ©Shove Mink

Etsy Update 10/11/11

Now in the Croshame Etsy store

BAGS!

(click on the title to go to the listing)

Monster Bag!

Frankenstein Bag!

Each features a fabric lining inside.

“Perfect for Halloween… which, of course, is every day!”

 


When Plush Comes to Shove

Schmancy’s Plush You exhibit will be opening this week, October 14 from 5-9 pm. If you live in or around the Seattle area, you should definitely check out the show in person; there are going to be many wonderful plush treasures to gawk at (and BUY)! And for those of you who live elsewhere, the work will be available to view and purchase online as well.

Here is a preview of the three pieces I submitted to the show!

First we have “Hostess with the Mostest”! A former horror hostess who was blackballed from the business, this fine-looking dame skulks around her cavernous Hollywood home pining for the past. Her long boa keeps her scantily clad chest warm, and her skull friend Yorick keeps her in good company.

Next up is “Imaginary Friend”. Billy is a bit timid when it comes to making friends with other boys his age (Mom calls it “Juvenile Social Anxiety Disorder”) and finds it hard to talk to other kids. To alleviate his loneliness, Billy invented a pal named Jasper who knows him better than anyone else. Unfortunately, Jasper has been diagnosed as claustrophobic and needs some extra breathing room.

Finally, we have something a little different than the usual Croshame antigurumi mayhem. I combined crochet and canvas to create this two-faced Clown Box, representing the best of times and the worst of times.

 


Knitmares and Craftholes: Falling Apart

The only way this is going to be my “New Look” is if I happen to “Fall” into a woodchipper. At least that way I won’t be caught dead in it — just strewn carelessly about in bits of bloodied flesh and a spray of wool-mohair blend.

Also note the corner photo:

“Vest to Traumatize” might be a more accurate caption for this pattern. If any child ever needed a mother’s concerned hand clasped to her clammy skull, it’s apparently this poor little tortured towhead.

“There, there, Amber; I know we’ve been modeling these 10 lb. vests for five hours and you’re feeling woozy, but the bad man with the camera and hot lights will go away soon.”


Hey — Plush YOU, buddy!!!

I’m excited to announce that next month I will be showing three new pieces in the popular annual toy exhibit PLUSH YOU, put on by Schmancy Toys in Seattle, WA.

I will be showing alongside many other plush artists from around the world, and it’s sure to be a spectacular event. I’m going to keep my actual pieces secret until next month, but  to tide you over, tiny morsels of information can be gleaned by checking out this mini-interview I did with Kristen Rask, owner of Schmancy — found HERE.

I will be posting more information about the show and some photos soon… so keep yer britches on and stay tuned!


Knitmares and Craftholes: False Advertising

The 1960s was apparently a simpler age, when flaxen-haired lasses used completely invisible circular needles to idly pick wildflowers illuminated by the hazy mist of dawn.

Boye, oh Boye. At least her wildflowers prevent dropped stitches.

Knock knock… who’s there? Banana-gurumi!

It’s been a long while since my last toy bomb/drop, so I thought I’d unleash another tiny “random act of amigurumi” on the world.

I made a charming Mr. Nanner with a Cherry on Top…

…bagged him up with a little note…

…and set him free in the wilds of Golden Gate Park.

A tribute to the memory of bananas; a gift for my unknown “Best Friend”.

(Note the inscription’s quotation marks around “Best Friend.” Sarcastic much?)

Mr. Nannerpants was gone by the next day. Hopefully he was adopted into an appreciative and deserving family, but there’s also a strong likelihood that some homeless Golden Gate Park denizen used him as toilet paper.

Oh well, c’est la vie… in San Francisco, anyway.


Last Bomb Standing

Well, the majority of my pieces from International Yarn Bombing Day are long gone… but the sole remaining piece recently got a little addition from an admirer.



Five tips for improving your sculptural crochet

Yeah, that’s right. I got artsy-fartsy with it and called it “sculptural crochet” instead of “amigurumi”. That’s just the way I’m living these days.

In this post I’m going to briefly touch on five of the things that have made my Antigurumi more aesthetically pleasing (crochet-wise, anyway), professional-looking (whatever that means) and all-around sturdier. Some of you blog-nerds may have already seen/heard these tips before from other bloggers and are probably using them already, so you can roll your eyes all you want, but they always bear repeating. To others who may breathe a hefty, beleaguered sigh and say, “But Shove, I just learned to single crochet!! I don’t have time for all this extra fancy nonsense!”, please know that these are SIMPLE things you can do to VASTLY improve the look of your work… and I think you will be pleased with the end results. Now, this is just a small “Top Five” sampling– there are many other things that have helped my crocheting significantly and maybe I’ll go over more of them in the future, but for right now I highly suggest trying to implement these tips into your daily crocheting repertoire and see how they work for you. Although I currently have no time/patience/energy to make my own instructional videos, I have provided some links to other gracious souls’ teaching tools that illustrate these points perfectly. Enjoy.

1. The Magic Ring or Double Loop

While the “chain 2, sc 6 into the 2nd chain from the hook” is the easiest way to start off a piece and generally the method that beginners learn first, it can leave a wee gaping hole in the top (or bottom, depending on which way you work). To alleviate this dilemma, try thinking about the Magic Ring or Double Loop method, both shown in this instructional video by  wiremysoul below. (I generally go with the Double Loop.)

2. Invisible Decreases

Okay, so you’ve just made your third stuffed penguin or whatever, and you’re super proud of the results. It’s much better than your first attempt, and slightly better than your second. But wait, what the hell are those irritating little bumps showing on the front of the work? They are your decreases, and they hate you. They want to mock your hard work and your very being by sticking out and saying “LOOK AT ME, DAMMIT.” Have no fear; there is a solution, and its name is the invisible decrease. Watch the instructional video from nerdigurumibelow.

3. Jogless Color Changes

Ah, the color change. A frustrating experience indeed. All the books tell you to just finish your SC with the new color on the last stitch, but you may find this leaves things looking messy. Sure, you could always hide the color change in the back somewhere, but it’s still going to be there, laughing at you. (Crochet is fond of mocking its creators. Take note of that.) Fortunately there is salvation at hand. This is actually something I discovered on my own very early in my crocheting history, but did not actually start implementing until my suspicions were confirmed by the wonderful Needlenoodles, who posted her photo tutorial up on her blog. She provides clear photos and written instructions to help you on your new jogless journey, which can be found HERE: Jogless Stripes Tute

4. Stuff Your Work Properly

When I first began using polyester stuffing, I would scrimp on putting a lot of it into my pieces, which resulted in a droopy, hollow and just-plain-sad-looking new crocheted buddy. But now, gentle readers… now I can look back and laugh, for I know the power of proper  stuffing. The real keys to success here are as follows:

A) Use enough stuffing to make the piece solid. Don’t stuff it to over-exertion, where it’s distorting your stitches, but just enough so that empty-feeling “squish” is gone.

B) Tear the stuffing apart before inserting to remove the bulkier shapes. This will result in a smoother, and less lumpy appearance on the outside. Particularly take this into consideration when stuffing large pieces.

C) Fill up your work completely — even if it means squeezing the stuffing through that last tiny hole that closes your work, which I like to call the crochet’s “anus” (or alternately, “crochet-nus”). I’m pretty sure no one else likes to call it that.

D) Find a stuffing brand you can live and get along with. For a while when I first started I was using a really soft, fluffy stuffing readily available at Joann’s and other chain craft stores (see mugshot below). This stuffing and I did NOT get along, which I should have figured out earlier from the disturbing photos featured on the front of the bag. I soon found that heavier, cheaper stuffing (often recycled) worked much better for me than the downy, fancy polyester fill. So, do some research, spend a few dollars (literally, like $3 or $4), and experiment until you’re truly satisfied. Who knows? You may find a nice harmony by sandwiching a layer of loftier stuffing in between two heavier ones. Crazier things have happened.

Poly-Fil: Thou art the enemy.

5. IF IT DOESN’T LOOK RIGHT, RIP BACK OR START OVER AGAIN!

To my knowledge there is no video or written tutorial for this, but it’s actually one of the most important pieces of advice I can give you. It’s probably pretty good advice for art and life in general, but for right now let’s just apply it to crochet. No, a four-year-old recipient probably won’t care if his crocheted frog’s left leg is fatter than his right, nor will you be banned from the craft fairs if you used a half-double crochet when you should have used a double. In fact, you may just be so relieved that you even finished the damn thing that you don’t really care much about your mistake. However, there also may come a time when you look at the piece and develop a nagging feeling deep inside your chest that says “That could have been done better.” Well don’t let that nagging sensation turn into a panic attack or ulcer — although it’s far too late for me. Realize that anything can be (carefully) taken apart and put back together properly with a little time, some sharp scissors and a decent attitude.

Remember: It’s not Krazy Glue, it’s not concrete, it’s not bronze… it’s just yarn. And while that in itself may be the most essential tip of them all, it can also be the hardest to remember.


How I Spent Yarn Bombing Day

http://youtu.be/1qsVDoJzwMo

Yesterday was a rousing success and one heck of a good time.

I had started the day before with a practice run on a Golden Gate Park visitor map. By the next day my piece was amazingly still there, but looking a little down in the dumps from the morning dew and SF fog.

 My first yarn bomb of the day was too good to pass up. A life-size bronze portrait of horticulturalist and former Superintendent of Golden Gate Park (as well as one of its original builders), John McLaren. He loved the park and its plants and trees, but absolutely despised the idea of any statues invading the peaceful landscape.

So of course, they built a giant statue of him — located right across from a giant cemented area where noisy roller skaters dance around to obnoxious disco music.

Chuck and I love to look at ducks in the pond near this bench, but the piece is probably gone by now since I stupidly put it on the end and not in the middle… lesson learned.

Went over to the AIDS Memorial Grove area, but it was pretty crowded. We had to surreptitiously wait a little while to photograph this piece up because an older couple stopped to look at it.

 I made sure to hit up the lamp post right outside my living room window…

…so now all I have to do is look right outside and see my handiwork.

There was one more piece featured in the video, but unfortunately we couldn’t snap any pictures of it before Johnny Law rolled up and we hightailed it outta there!

All in all, I’d say it was a mightily triumphant endeavor.

I hope everyone else had a safe and wonderful IYBD!!


I left my yarn in San Francisco

In case you all didn’t know, this Saturday, June 11 is International Yarn Bombing Day, as well as the start of Worldwide Knit in Public Week (11th – 19th)!

Unfamiliar with Yarn Bombing? Here is a fine example of what can be done with needles and hooks, a lot of patience and some tenacity, courtesy of an East Bay yarn artist Streetcolor:

Berkeley Bike Rack Yarn Bomb by Streetcolor, 2011

To prepare for this festive occasion, I have been scooting around my San Francisco neighborhood, maniacally measuring circumfrences of things. This afternoon, as I  was hugging a concrete pole with my measuring tape, I had the ultimate lightbulb-brain flash to share my measurements with others who may want to participate in the yarn bombing fun this Saturday!

So here are my findings. Please keep in mind that these are specifically San Francisco measurements and may not be relevant to your home town.

(Inches listed are circumfrences only)

CITY STREETS

Standard bike rack / sign post: 7.5″

Metal street or traffic light: 23.5″

Concrete street or traffic light: 27″

Regular traffic light: 17″

Street sign post: 11″

GOLDEN GATE PARK

Park bench slats: 10″ each

GGP map sign legs: 10″ each

Stairway railing: 6″

De Young Bike Rack: 7.5″

Lamp posts: 31″

There you have it, just a small sampling of what’s out there in SF, ready and waiting for your yarn. If you’re like me, you already have  spare scraps or swatches that come close to some of those dimensions or you can probably whip something up pretty quickly. You could even make it in public  — it is WWKIP Day after all!

Remember to bring some extra yarn, a crochet hook (or two), yarn needle, a pair of scissors and — if there are any left in the world — a trusted buddy. Most importantly, relax and have fun… the chances you’ll actually be arrested are pretty damn slim. Don’t get me wrong: I wouldn’t put it past “The Man” to request its immediate removal (it’s definitely coming down sometime anyway), or at the very worst issue a vandalism fine, but passersby are usually more intrigued than outraged when they do come across a yarn bomb in progress.

And you know what? Grandmas are even doing it. So please, get over that whole “Not Your Granny’s Crafts” bullshit already, get out there and put some yarn on things!!!


New Pattern: Twinkerball!

Well, it’s official. I’ve caught the pattern-writing bug!

I’ve loved to write, draw and publish zines for most of my life, so making patterns doesn’t really seem too far off. The organization, illustration and writing of instructions can be time-consuming, but once you get the hang of the layout and pattern “language”, it’s totally fun!

So without further ado I proudly introduce my latest for-sale pattern,

TWINKERBALL THE CELEBRITY PUP!

You may recognize Twinkerball from her previous croshame.com appearance, cradled in the arms of socialite owner Cairo Sheraton. Well now YOU too can own this highly-sought after paparazzi pup with this simple and fun pattern!

Easy enough for a beginner, the 5-page PDF pattern provides both written instructions and photo illustrations. All that is required for the project is worsted-weight yarn in light tan, pink and yellow; 14mm safety eyes; stuffing; black embroidery thread; and a small bit of blush and a cotton swab. (As well as the usual “F”/3.75mm crochet hook, yarn needle, and scissors.)

You can scoop up little Twinkerball’s pattern over at the Croshame.com Ravelry store or over at the Etsy store!

Oh and by the way, the PIZZA PIE GUY pattern price has been “sliced” to $5! 🙂

HAPPY PATTERNING!


The So-So Socialite

Croshame is proud to present its latest creation…

Cairo Sheraton!

Cairo is a billionaire superstar heiress with the world wrapped around her little finger. When she’s not shopping at haute couture boutiques or partying at exclusive nightclubs, Cairo can be found posing for eager paparazzi with her canine accessory Twinkerball in tow. She enjoys long walks down Rodeo Drive, night-vision cameras, wearing skirts without panties, windy days, and pouting for extended periods of time.

Cairo comes complete with her little dog companion, Twinkerball, and a purse-full of cash for extraneous spending!

She also comes with some jewelry accessories: a “gold” necklace, “diamond” earrings and a “crystal” covered barrette! (Little does she know they’re just Bedazzler® gems! Tee hee)

Her arms have wire inside, making them posable!

And of course, Cairo’s skirt lifts up to reveal one of her best features!

(Click the picture above for the UNCENSORED version)

She’s now available in the Etsy shop HERE!


Who wants-a Pizza Pie… PATTERN?!!

Croshame.com is proud to announce its first for-sale pattern…

THE PIZZA PIE GUY!

It’s an 11-page pattern suitable for an advanced crochet beginner and complete with visual instructions and helpful construction information. It has been rigorously crocheter-tested and approved, and now you can purchase the pattern and make your own little Pizza Pie Guy for just $6.50! Click the pic below to go to the Etsy listing!

If you go the Etsy route, the pattern will be emailed to you within 48 hours — but if you’ve got an extreme case of the pattern munchies and need your pizza pie delivery faster, the pattern is also available for direct download at Ravelry (click link below).

But not to worry, all you non-crocheters out there, the actual doll is also available for purchase in the Etsy store here!

Bon appetit!